Lazee Rants

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your ol...

2010-01-04T23:53:29.557-06:00

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

ROFLMAO dont forget the "potty" easychair with the...

2009-08-31T22:38:25.860-05:00

ROFLMAO dont forget the "potty" easychair with the attached keyboard you need and the fridge right next to the chair...

Do you not think that the same could be said about...

2009-03-09T10:44:00.000-05:00

Do you not think that the same could be said about America & South Korea playing their silly war games at such a touchy time is foolish ?
Sure America is due for a win in the game of war,but North Korea is too big for the Yanks to play with and another lose is on the cards if the real game kicks off.
America what are you playing at?
Take care of your own country and leave others alone for god's sake!

I thought the cat was smoking...

2009-02-28T10:26:00.000-06:00

I thought the cat was smoking...

I'm doing just that. Oh, and no worries, even if ...

2009-02-15T18:23:00.000-06:00

I'm doing just that. Oh, and no worries, even if I do drop the program, I'll keep advertising your blog. ;)

Yeah, I don't see it either. Maybe you can contest...

2009-02-15T18:19:00.000-06:00

Yeah, I don't see it either. Maybe you can contest it?

I have never read that one, and after this post, I...

2009-02-10T11:47:00.000-06:00

I have never read that one, and after this post, I don't think I ever will. Thanks for the warning. :-)

Hopefully the transparency will keep up.

2009-02-09T18:32:00.000-06:00

Hopefully the transparency will keep up.

Oooh I also love all three of these songs. I bough...

2009-01-26T11:24:00.000-06:00

Oooh I also love all three of these songs. I bought Shakira's album just to get Hips Don't Lie!

Have you looked at www.mythos.com yet? Looks to b...

2008-05-01T12:35:00.000-05:00

Have you looked at www.mythos.com yet? Looks to be pretty awesome and FREE!

Stop by the site when you're ready to quit smoking...

2008-02-26T11:16:00.000-06:00

Stop by the site when you're ready to quit smoking, I'm sure I can offer you some words of inspiration.

Thanks for the amusing post :-)

I have often though that Paul may be a false apost...

2008-01-31T18:59:00.000-06:00

I have often though that Paul may be a false apostle, and this helped prove it for me. The main 2 things are about Jesus saying that the church of Ephesus found the false apostles to be liars(paul was the one who wrote them an epistle), and there being 12 foundations representing the TWELVE apostles.

I didn't know 1 & 3. But, I did know about the cr...

2007-10-28T21:30:00.000-05:00

I didn't know 1 & 3. But, I did know about the crane thing. Well, shoot, I need to keep my mind sharp I guess. ;)

1)Pinto Colvig is better known as the original ......

2007-10-21T15:55:00.000-05:00

1)Pinto Colvig is better known as the original ...?
2) According to Japanese legend, a sick person will recover if they fold 1,000 of what type of origami?
3) What African ethnic group is known as "the people of the veil" because the men wear veils that conceal all but their eyes?

Pinto Colvig was the voice of Bozo the Clown on the 1946 record album that introduced Bozo to the children of the world. The album came with an illustrated read-along book (the first of its kind!) and stayed on Billboard's Best Selling Children's Records Chart for an amazing 200 weeks! Colvig also played Bozo on the first version of the TV show, Bozo's Circus, which debuted on KTTV in Los Angeles in 1949. In 1956, Larry Harmon bought the rights to the Bozo franchise and sold local versions of the show to multiple markets across the U.S. By 1959, he had 100 Bozos in the United States, plus clowns in Germany, France, and Japan. The most famous Bozo the Clown is probably former Today Show weatherman Willard Scott. Harmon's personal favorite, however, was Boston's Frank Avruch. In 1965, Harmon tried to market Avruch as the only Bozo but met resistance from many stations who wanted to keep their own clowns.

According to a Japanese legend, the crane lives for a thousand years, and a sick person who folds 1,000 origami cranes will become well again. A young girl, Sadako Sasaki from Hiroshima, set out to do just that when she developed leukemia as a result of her exposure to the atomic bomb dropped on her city. She died at age 12, before her project was completed, but her classmates folded the remaining cranes for her after her death and placed them at the foot of a monument constructed in Sadako's memory in Hiroshima's National Peace Park. The statue depicts Sadako holding a golden crane in her arms. At the base of the statue a plaque reads, "This is our cry, this is our prayer, peace in the world." Each year, on August 6, thousands of origami cranes from all over the world are placed beneath Sadako's statue.

The Tuareg are known as "the people of the veil" because, at the age of 25, the men begin wearing a veil that conceals the whole face excluding their eyes. They never remove this veil, even amongst family members; it is believed to protect them from evil spirits that enter the body through the nose and mouth. The Tuareg women are not veiled, although they do wear a head-scarf over their hair after they are married to show that they are no longer available to other men. Most Tuareg are followers of Islam, and they are generally found in Nigeria, Senegal, Mali, and Burkina Faso.

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RIGHT ON... I AM ALL FOR LONG HAIR..

2007-10-13T00:02:00.000-05:00

RIGHT ON... I AM ALL FOR LONG HAIR..

Oh now that music site is WAY cool..

2007-10-09T18:02:00.000-05:00

Oh now that music site is WAY cool..

OMG NOW I have to rush out and get a new outfit fo...

2007-05-18T17:18:00.000-05:00

OMG NOW I have to rush out and get a new outfit for the end of the world...hmmm wonder what they will be wearing 3 billion years from now...gold lame???? OMG please dont tell me SPANDEX will come back in vougue...good Lord I look just awful in spandex...

If you guys like Free Anime and Cartoons, you can ...

2007-03-27T21:11:00.000-05:00

If you guys like Free Anime and Cartoons, you can watch them at http://www.archaicdinosaurs.com. It has the best collection of Anime and Cartoons on the web. Bookmark this site.

Hi Henry, Thanks for adding me as a friend over o...

2006-12-14T18:23:00.000-06:00

Hi Henry,

Thanks for adding me as a friend over on buzz. I'm actually blogging again over here now and not spending much time over on buzznet.

Internet Exploder is the Great Satan of the Internet.

Rosiewolf

Self Help Will Nerver Be The SameI found a great s...

2006-09-08T17:32:00.000-05:00

Self Help Will Nerver Be The Same

I found a great site on goalsetting.If you want to change your life or learn about goalsetting and find the answers to other self help questions. Visit http://purposesetting.com/sitemap_1.html

What are you looking for today?

2006-07-21T16:37:00.000-05:00

What are you looking for today?

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2006-07-21T11:24:00.000-05:00

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Have you ever questioned Paul?1. He wasn’t ordaine...

2006-07-11T07:30:00.000-05:00

Have you ever questioned Paul?

1. He wasn’t ordained an apostle by Christ (Mat 10)

2. He didn’t qualify to be an apostle (Acts 1:16-26)

3. Paul’s doctrine is proven false:

After Christ died and rose he appeared to his apostles. The gospels record him as appearing to the “eleven” (remember, Judas had died), but Paul’s doctrine is in clear error as he tells us that Christ appeared to the “twelve”:

Paul said twelve:

1 Corinthians 15:4-6

4And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: 5And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve

Mark said eleven:

Mark 16:14: Afterward he (Christ) appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat

Matthew said eleven:

Matt 28:16-18:

Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them. 17And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted. 18And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.

Luke’s mentions the “eleven”:

2And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre. 3And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus. 4And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments: 5And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead? 6He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee, 7Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again. 8And they remembered his words, 9And returned from the sepulchre, and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest.

Acts mentions eleven:

Acts 1:26:

26And they gave forth their lots; and the lot fell upon Matthias; and he was numbered with the eleven apostles.

Paul is a liar, and a proven false witness. Christ, in Revelation 2:2 commends the church of Epheus for figuring out false aposles. He said, “…thou hast tried them which say they are apsostles, and are not, and hast found them liars. Remember, Paul preached at Epheus.

Fact 4:
The apostles did not believe Paul was a disciple:

Acts 9:26
26And when Saul was come to Jerusalem, he assayed to join himself to the disciples: but they were all afraid of him, and believed not that he was a disciple.

After Barnabas told the apostles that Paul had “seen the Lord” and that he preached boldy in the name of Jesus, the Apostles didn’t tell him to join them, but they sent him home to Tarsus. Remember, Jesus told us (Mat 13:57) that a prophet is not without honour except in his own country and in his own house . The apostles sent Paul to a place that no one would believe him.

Paul's caught in a lie about his conversion:

There are 2 different stories. In one version he said that Christ told him to go to Damascus and that it would be there that Christ would reveal more to him. In the other version, Christ did the opposite. Compare Acts 22 with Acts 26

Jesus tells apostles to "heal", Paul blinded a man:

Acts 13:11, Paul said:
"11And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand."

Jesus, confirms twelve apostles, not 13:

Revelation 21:14:
14And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.

Jesus told the church of Ephesus they knew who the false apostles were:

To the Church of Ephesus, Revelation 2:2:

2I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:

Paul told Ephesus he was an apostle:

Ephesians 1:1
1Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, to the saints which are at Ephesus, and to the faithful in Christ Jesus

Paul admits his doctrine had troubles being accepted in Ephesus:

Acts 19:8,9:

8And he went into the synagogue, and spake boldly for the space of three months, disputing and persuading the things concerning the kingdom of God. 9But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.

I have much, much more on my website going into faith works and law too. If you want to see more, just go to my site: www.returntorighteousness.blogspot.com

verse of the day:

Deuteronomy 13
1If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,

2And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;

3Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.

4Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.

5And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.

Hi! I like what you are doing. Maybe we could exch...

2006-07-07T05:20:00.000-05:00

Hi! I like what you are doing. Maybe we could exchange tips on Wellness. You can have a quick look at http://www.wellnessmaster.com so we can exchange ideas.

I serioulsy believe Paul to be a false apostle. I...

2006-06-29T18:34:00.000-05:00

I serioulsy believe Paul to be a false apostle. I bloged about this on my page. Have you ever considered it?